to ask why I'm the best? thats superfluous
coming to kick my ass? ill show you where the bird flu is
I'm murderous, ill kill you without a second thought
beckon pac from his grave and torture you till you rot
ill leave you lying there to just watch you suffer
it'll take long for you to die like a bad buffer
even if it was hand to hand, i'd still win, I'm buffer
you prick, i can say that i have had enough of
your one sided views cuz I'm tired of these stereotypes
where did they even come from i don't know but radio might
like the hype going up when the dykes fight
am i right? cuz i also love that glorious sight
almost as good as me, when i jive and go live on letterman
i also expect you to arrive alive to our settlement
gentlemen, i propose we take over the universe
push to the limits and explode out of a uterus

monotone with the weird as fuck rhymes
when he speaks its shut the fuck up time
pancake ants with all of them dope beats
dope duo, when you hear this all hope fleets
this shit be veggie as fuck
supa veggie, ma veggie

determination practicing martial arts
inspiration from hearing marshall's art
striking people in the heart like a martial dart
striking people in the nose with a partial fart
tearing schnoz's apart with my vile scents
other people mentioning my erectile dents
other people saying that i am a mile bent
saying that i show up to every penile event
sorry but I'm straight and my dick aint diseased
and its everybody's fate to end up deceased
im hoping that my weight will finally decrease
before its too late, so i can get rid of my crease-s
cuz I'm always eating chomping on reece-'s
people see my belly screaming out je-sus
which means no more girl yanking on my pe-nis
and I'm also worried that they can't reach-it
oh no! what to do now?
cuz when i go shirtless girls yelling holy cow
wow, how can god allow
this to happen, makes me wanna chick-clack, blow
but that won't change shit cuz i got a life to live
fucks to give, so that's not a good alternative
a better one would be to toast with a dining goblet
now I'm out and I'm ending with a rhyming couplet